employee benefits
Besides the “bathroom thing” mentioned previously?
insurance
The company pays half of your health insurance, dental insurance and none of your "how long can you stand a Tazer-Gun to the butt" insurance.
holiday policy by hr administrator madonna louise ciccone
Holiday Celebrate
Holiday Celebrate
If we took a holiday
Took some time to celebrate
Just one day out of life
It would be, it would be so nice
Everybody spread the word
We're gonna have a celebration
All across the world
In every nation
And take a pile of chocolate
To Martha Stewart's House
And steal her Garden Gnome
And give it to the Senate...
vacation days
Employees start with 2 weeks
sick days
1 week
tattoo time
Every other week as needed
wellness program
If you get hungry, eat something.
If you get tired, pull over.
retirement program
You can enlist in the following retirement programs in which the company matches a percentage of your input:
a.) 401-K
b.) 401-J (if you know what I'm sayin')