WE MUST SAY THIS

There is absolutely no truth to the fact a class-action suit has been levied against Boxing Clever stating that we lawfully and dutifully presented a "funny cigar" to an undercover cop who, by the way, was dressed as a nun downstairs outside the front doors during a smoke break in 2012, and then starting asking the "nun" for money to buy a Boba Fett action figure that was a "variant" and had blue leg pads instead of Army green ones. Long story short, Boxing Clever FORMER employee, Brian Yap, in his "altered state" offered shares of Boxing Clever stock on eBay in which several buyers bought said shares because dividends were apparently weekly rations of "Cocoa Krispies," which apparently a lot of people like.